The crazy, strange, loopy things we do into the interest of interesting intercourse.
“I blame my mom for my bad intercourse life. All I ended up being told by her had been вЂthe man continues top and also the girl underneath.’ For 36 months my spouce and I slept in bunk-beds.” Joan Rivers
Far be it for me to criticize popular notions — or any notions, for instance. I’m simply wondering where we’re going with relationships today. If I’m to think the most recent poll that is okCupid we’re perhaps perhaps not into only a little kinky sex — we’re into lots of it.
We’ve become shameless hussies (even the guys), willing to turn our kink into sets from “Saddle up, partner,” to “Could you please knock away a molar.”
Really, the days are gone after 9 ½ days whenever we’d go right to the refrigerator and stick honey, hot peppers — or whatever ended up being after dark sell by date — into our partner’s lips. Today — dare we say it — we’ve moved to (gasp!) acronyms.
That’s right, acronyms. Forget saying you’re kinky or into bondage. Simply inform your date or partner you’re a full-fledged bdsm devotee.
Evidently, being a BDSM posesses complete great deal of fat. Continue reading “Bondage? Rough Intercourse? I’m More Concerned About Acronyms.”